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SPEAKER_13: wedding venue, sort of, with our contributing editor and resident ER doctor, Avir Mitra. Parsi time. Now one thing you need to know at the jump of this story is that Avir was raised in part in this religion that is mostly practiced in South Asia called Zoroastrianism. In particular, Indian Zoroastrians are called Parsis. It's not a big religion, less than 200,000 followers, but a fair number of them happen to be here in South Jersey. They rent out this space once a month to socialize, read scripture, eat tons of homemade Indian food. But this time Avir, we did not send him there for that. Although it sounds like
SPEAKER_13: he did do some of that. Okay. This time he was there to talk with his priest.
SPEAKER_13: My name is Kavath Desai. About the mystery of what happens after you die, but not at all in the way that you think. I'm Lulu. And I'm Latif. This is Radiolab.
SPEAKER_04: And we should mention that this episode does deal with death and there are a few brief graphic descriptions as well as a couple swear words. Please listen with care. All right, here's Avir. Every time I tell people about how we, I guess
SPEAKER_02: our burial, well, it's not even, I don't know what the word is. Not burial. Yeah. I get a lot of weird looks. Why? I mean, well, maybe you could tell me what is our method of disposal
SPEAKER_02: of bodies? The method of disposal is exposure.
SPEAKER_11: Exposure? What does that mean? We take our dead to this place called the
SPEAKER_02: Tower of Silence. The Tower of Silence. I've been to one in Mumbai. It's this hill in the middle of this big bustling city. But when you get there, it's like just this super forested, quiet area. It almost feels like a jungle. It's so dense. And at the top of it, there's a flat, like cement slab in a circle that's open to the sky. Okay. And there's walls around it, but there's no roof on it. And there's different layers to it. The adult men go on the outer edge of this cement slab. Women will go in the middle and children, if they die, will go near the center. And there's thousands of vultures surrounding this place just waiting. Wow.
SPEAKER_11: The vultures would ring the whole walls all the way around. Hundreds of them. And then after the body was left, the vultures would descend in that.
SPEAKER_02: And yeah, the vultures just devour the body. And within a few hours, all that's left is just a few bones. Whoa. Yeah, we call it a sky burial. And I don't know, I just think it's incredible. Like, in the religion, the idea is that the second someone dies, there's a corpse demon called Nasu. And they believe that that demon is what starts to cause the decay of the body. And so, you know, when the vultures eat the body, they're essentially protecting us from this demon. So that's one thing. There's also a more practical reason. If you were to bury the body, that's sort of polluting the earth, which they don't want to do. If they burn the body, that's polluting the sky. And they felt that if the vultures eat the body, it recycles it back into nature. So these people were like environmentalists. Yes. They were the original environmentalists.
SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
SPEAKER_13: It's pretty metal.
SPEAKER_02: It's beautiful. I agree. And that's the way it is. That's the way it's been for thousands and thousands of years up until 2006. This one Parsi woman named Dunbarya, her mom died. And she had this suspicion. Is my mom in the clear? Has her body been consumed? So she sneaks up into the tower, climbs up to the top. And what she saw there was completely horrendous. She felt like she had to tell the world. This is CNN IBM.
SPEAKER_14: Photographs from inside the Towers of Silence, where the Parsi community in Mumbai disposes
SPEAKER_06: of its debt. These forbidden photographs are creating big ripples in the small community.
SPEAKER_02: There's just bodies, bloated, rotting bodies, disfigured bodies. That's horrifying. Just kind of plopped around that area. And where you'd normally just see hundreds of
SPEAKER_02: vultures at the Tower of Silence, you don't see a single one.
SPEAKER_11: The bodies were left to decompose in the Towers of Silence because there were not enough vultures to clean the body, to pick the body clean.
SPEAKER_02: The vultures are just gone. At the tower? Like everywhere. Millions of vultures all over town, all over the state, all over India. Almost overnight, they're all gone. Wow. Okay. So the question is, where the heck did they all go?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's the mystery. Which brings us...
SPEAKER_14: When species are in dire straits... To this guy. We wear our cape, we swing to the jungles and the forests and we, we save the day, right?
SPEAKER_02: A man by the name of Munir Virani. Here we go. He's a Kenyan biologist who studies birds. And back in the late 90s, he worked for the Peregrine Fund, which is this organization that basically saves birds of prey. And he had just gotten married. So he's at his new home in Nairobi, just a couple weeks into his marriage.
SPEAKER_14: The telephone rang. It was Rick.
SPEAKER_02: His boss at the Peregrine Fund. And he said, well, I'm calling you because I wanted to find out, how do you feel about
SPEAKER_14: going to India?
SPEAKER_02: So he tells his wife, this whole marriage thing's been great. I'm really excited about all this stuff. I got to go.
SPEAKER_14: So off I went.
SPEAKER_02: He flies from Kenya to India, gets off the plane at Mumbai. And one of the first things he does is he starts walking around this park. It's like a tiger reserve.
SPEAKER_14: And I remember distinctly this big banyan tree, which is a ficus tree. It's a tree of religious significance in Hindu culture. It's like a tree of life type thing.
SPEAKER_02: And what he sees are like at least 17 vultures that were lying, sort of, you know, stomach
SPEAKER_14: down, wings spread out. You mean they were dead? They were all dead.
SPEAKER_02: They were dead. 17 dead vultures underneath of it.
SPEAKER_04: What a stark like image, what a metaphor, just the tree of life and then all this death.
SPEAKER_02: And this makes no sense to Manir because vultures are supposed to be super tough animals.
SPEAKER_04: Tough like how?
SPEAKER_02: I mean, they literally eat dead things, you know? The great thing about living things is they're pretty healthy, you know, they're healthy enough to be alive. And so I want to get some of that, you know, whatever you got going on, I want to put in my belly. But if you died, something went wrong with you.
SPEAKER_05:
SPEAKER_02: And now I'm just going to make you part of me essentially by eating you. That's a bold move. But secondly, the second you die, you know, all these bacteria, viruses and fungi that you've been keeping at bay by being alive and having an immune system, you know, now all of a sudden they start taking over. So the way the vultures survive this is they have a super acidic stomach. It's up to 100 times more acidic than our stomachs. It's like battery acid stomach. Yeah, exactly. Like they can eat anything and it just melts away. Some species also piss and shit acid, okay, onto themselves. Poop boots. Poop boots, because that keeps the bugs away.
SPEAKER_04: It's a little chemical defense.
SPEAKER_02: Exactly. Wow. And if someone tries to eat the vulture, some species have evolved this response to just vomit acid on the predator.
SPEAKER_04: Wow, that is gnarly.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah. And it turns out that all of this is so important. Because if you think about it, they're basically gobbling up all the diseases and bacteria, rabies, anthrax, all these things. And it stops with them. Like they're the end of the line. They're like nature's immune system. Rad! Yeah, that's the superpower. And they play such an important role that a bird just keeps evolving to become a vulture. This happened four times independently on Earth that we know of, like just across the world. Like, you know what I mean? It's almost like if I came out with like, Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd, or like I wrote that album. And then someone else also wrote that album and like four people across the country just wrote that same album. Why is that your metaphor?
SPEAKER_04: I love that metaphor. That's a really weird metaphor.
SPEAKER_02: And so going back to Muneer looking at this banyan tree, it's super weird that there's all these dead vultures underneath it.
SPEAKER_02: And it gets even more puzzling because these vultures are not like old decrepit, you know, vultures. And it doesn't look like someone shot them. You know, they didn't like get electrocuted in a power line or something like the birds were in great body condition.
SPEAKER_14: They had a lot of body fat.
SPEAKER_02: There's just no reason for these birds to be dead.
SPEAKER_14: This was like solving a like a murder mystery.
SPEAKER_02: So Muneer's on the case. And what he needs is to get some dead vultures over to a lab in the US. OK. So he goes to India and he's a young whippersnapper and he's like, this is what we need to do.
SPEAKER_14: We need to get permits to send tissue samples so that people around the world can look at them. India's like, very fast.
SPEAKER_02: No, you can't take these tissue samples.
SPEAKER_13: Why are they worried about that? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: You know, it just kind of got tied up in red tape because, you know, India doesn't want people taking their natural products and animals and seeds and wildlife and, you know, making money off of it. And by the time he's trying to negotiate with the Indian government, the vultures have already started dying off at a incredibly rapid rate. Like in India, 95 percent of vultures are already dead. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04: That is serious. I mean, that is like a just. That's insane.
SPEAKER_02: It is. And so he's like, shit, like, what do I do now? So he goes to Nepal, tries again. Same thing. They say no. And so he decides he's going to go to Pakistan, a neighboring country, and see if he can get some dead vultures there. But I look in the skies and there are thousands of vultures.
SPEAKER_14: And I mean thousands. Wow. You come across a dead buffalo or a cow and there are maybe 200 vultures that are trying to get into it.
SPEAKER_02: But isn't it bad because the vultures don't seem to be dying over there? So you may miss the problem. There is a twist.
SPEAKER_14: We're still finding a few dead vultures. And they're showing the exact clinical signs. They should not be dead. Right?
SPEAKER_02: He's there right before it happens. It's almost like he gets to rewind time just a little bit. So he's like, oh, this is perfect. Like, okay, this is where we should work.
SPEAKER_14: Right? But of course, the question lies. Are we going to get tissue samples out of that country?
SPEAKER_02: He goes to the main guy in Pakistan, the bureaucrat who's going to give him permission. And he's like, I got to change my approach. So how am I going to do this?
SPEAKER_14: First of all, the India Pakistan cricket series was going on. Right? And as people know, there's a big rivalry between India and Pakistan. He looks at me and he says, Munir, you want me to give you a permit to export tissue samples? Give me one reason why I should give you that. And I said, Dr. Khalid, if you don't give us this permit, then the Indians will beat you to it. He bluffs. He bluffs. Boom. I just knew I had him. Oh. So they gave us permits to export tissue samples. Wow. Go Munir. Yeah. So off we started.
SPEAKER_02: They get together a group of young research assistants and basically had them pick up these dead vultures and cut them open. And what they see is striking.
SPEAKER_14: The inner organs were covered with a white chalky paste.
SPEAKER_02: Does that look like toothpaste? Like what does it look like?
SPEAKER_14: There's like powder, white powder all over the liver, the heart, the lungs, everywhere.
SPEAKER_04: Can you wipe it off? Like it's literally a substance.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_04: Weird.
SPEAKER_02: Weird. So he goes to his senior colleague, this guy, Lindsay Oakes. Oakes takes one look and he's like, oh, I know what that is. It's kidney failure. Huh? What? It turns out that if you shut down a vulture's kidneys, all this stuff backs up, turns into a paste and gets deposited in all the organs. What that stuff is, is uric acid.
SPEAKER_04: Oh, bird shit.
SPEAKER_02: Which is bird pee, bird shit. It's the stuff that's making their pee and poop so acidic. They can't pee it out. And so now it's just depositing in their joints, in their organs, and you die.
SPEAKER_02: So now they know like what's killing the vultures is kidney failure, but no one knows what's causing the kidney failure. As this story's progressing, the situation's escalating and people are starting to get spooked. So it is happening in Pakistan too. Yes, it's happening really quick. Like when he first got there, there were 3000 nesting vultures. And the next year, it was half that. And the year after that, it was half that again. And four years in, they're down to just 400 nesting vultures. Just like that. So the leading theory at this time is that this is a virus, right? Because look, it started in Southeast Asia. So they're thinking, okay, maybe going east to west, this virus is spreading. Southeast Asia, Nepal, India.
SPEAKER_14: And if this virus moves further west into Pakistan, Afghanistan, into the Middle East and comes into Africa, where vultures play such an important role, the consequences would be completely dire.
SPEAKER_02: Remember, these vultures are like nature's immune system.
SPEAKER_14: They perform probably the most important role than any other animal or groups of animals combined.
SPEAKER_02: Like if we don't have them digesting all this bacteria, diseases and viruses, who knows what's going to happen to the entire world?
SPEAKER_14: So we're really fighting against time.
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SPEAKER_02: All right. Where are we at? Things are looking very grim. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04: It seems like all the vultures are dying and it is up to Munir and his team to try to stop
SPEAKER_02: it. Yeah, exactly. And you know, just to step back, we know they're dying of kidney failure. Now what's causing the kidney failure? In theory, it could be any number of things. It could be a virus, it could be bacteria, fungi, it could be environmental changes, it could be toxins. And so people are testing for this and that, and they're just not finding anything.
SPEAKER_02: And then in 2001, Munir and his colleague, Lindsay Oakes, they're at some sort of bird
SPEAKER_02: conference. VultureCon. VultureCon, exactly. They're in their head to toe vulture costumes. I can picture it. I can picture it. And you know, this is not a great year for VultureCon. Everyone's covered in talcum powder.
SPEAKER_14: And I remember Lindsay and I sitting in the square in Sevilla sipping espressos.
SPEAKER_02: So Lindsay's like, let's just start from scratch here. You know, just get a piece of paper. They pull out like a napkin and just start writing on the napkin. We were like kids just putting down these flow diagrams, right?
SPEAKER_02: Okay. What do we know? Kidney failure. What can cause kidney failure? Toxins, nothing. Viruses, nothing. And then Munir says, Lindsay asks this question. He said, okay. That kind of cracks the whole thing open.
SPEAKER_14: What's going into the vultures? So it's like, well, food.
SPEAKER_02: Only cattle, right? Livestock. And so Lindsay's like, we've been focusing so much on what goes into the vultures.
SPEAKER_14: Have we seen what's going into the livestock?
SPEAKER_02: So they take a new approach. They go back to Pakistan and they start going around to different villages and just knocking on people's doors being like, hi, I have a bunch of questions for you about your cattle, you know? And as they're processing the surveys, they're noticing like, oh, this phrase keeps popping up over and over again. It just stood out. We give them diclofenac.
SPEAKER_03: Diclofenac? Yeah. This drug diclofenac, it's actually a painkiller.
SPEAKER_02: It's in this class of drugs called NSAIDs, non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs. That includes, you know, drugs like Advil, Motrin, Aleve, Ibuprofen. And these farmers were giving diclofenac to cattle because cattle, just like people, you know, get old, get aches and pains, they wake up one morning and their knees hurt.
SPEAKER_14: If your cow had a limp and was unable to carry the produce to market, you just pumped it with diclofenac. You just did.
SPEAKER_02: And even after the cow gets like too old to pull your cart or whatever, the farmers, a lot of times, at least the Hindu ones, would still give them diclofenac because they're seen as sacred animals. Half of me is a Rashtran, the other half of me is Hindu. So Hindus, you know, they don't eat cows. I mean, I do eat beef, but don't tell my grandma or whatever. I'll never forget, I was like in eighth grade, and I was like, telling my grandma, who doesn't speak much English and I don't speak much Bengali. She's like, we don't eat cow. And I was like, yeah, I do because I love burgers. That's made of cow. And she's like, no, no, it's not. You don't eat cow. So then I called my dad into the room. I was like, dad, aren't burgers made out of cows? And he just straight up was like, no, and just walked out of the room. And I was like confused for like five years after that. So anyway, Munir and the team realized that farmers are giving their cattle this drug, this painkiller diclofenac. So they take some organs, send them to the US and test for levels of the drug. And sure enough, all the vultures that were covered in that chalky white paste came back positive.
SPEAKER_14: And so suddenly a pattern was evolving.
SPEAKER_13: But that's still not a... I feel like we've gotten, you've connected the dots, but it's the dot that needs to be connected. It's now it's in the vulture, but we don't know for sure it's causing the sickness.
SPEAKER_02: I love that you said that, Letif, because we see diclofenac in the vultures that are dead. But is that the reason that they're dead?
SPEAKER_14: And so now we have to show that experimentally.
SPEAKER_02: So this is where things have to get really dark. Oh, this story has been just a funfetti cake until now.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah. So I told you, you know, vultures dying left and right. Munir and his team studying these vultures, they see all these poor baby vultures.
SPEAKER_14: These were birds that fell off the nests after their parents died.
SPEAKER_02: And so they have been over time sort of sheltering some of these baby vultures and raising them.
SPEAKER_04: And giving them what? To feed like little dead rats?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, little dead rats, little, you know, whatever. Like dead chickens.
SPEAKER_04: Bougie vultures.
SPEAKER_02: These vultures are doing great. And they realize the only way that they can really- Don't tell me. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Keep telling me.
SPEAKER_05: Say it. I don't know where you're going.
SPEAKER_02: Where are you going? The only way they can really prove for sure if diclofenac kills vultures is to poison
SPEAKER_02: their babies. Oh, okay. They swapped out their perfect Whole Foods meals with some buffalo that had been- Diclofenac. Given diclofenac. And they died. And on top of that, they realized all the vultures died in India first because the drug was approved there like four years before it was approved in Pakistan.
SPEAKER_04: Whoa. Oh. So it wasn't an ecological spread. It was a market spread that they were seeing- There's a market spread. Whoa. Like wash across the continent. That's wild.
SPEAKER_14: Yeah. It was amazing.
SPEAKER_14: It just, it felt like a huge burden had been lifted off my back.
SPEAKER_02: And so in May 2003, Munir and his team go back to VulturKhan and Lindsay Oakes gets up on stage and announces it. With his very soft voice, and he just talks about the meticulous way-
SPEAKER_02: Here's what we studied. Here's what we found. Here's what we did to our pet vultures. Here's what happened.
SPEAKER_14: And then there was pin drop silence. And then there was this applause that just went on and didn't stop and people stood up.
SPEAKER_02: They all realized like, this is it.
SPEAKER_04: Wait. I guess I'm just wondering, was there any parallel where US vultures are dying off?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah. I think the difference is like, we don't care as much about cows in the US.
SPEAKER_04: Oh, so they're not living. Oh, so they're not, we're eating the meat. So the vultures aren't getting it.
SPEAKER_02: Right. We just eat them when they're like young and healthy before they have any problems.
SPEAKER_04: It's so weird that this is about like caring for the cow makes you want to like, make the cow not be in pain, which then surprisingly, apparently kills all the vultures.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's weird. And you know, as a doctor, I can kind of relate to that. I prescribe these NSAID drugs like ibuprofen, Motrin, Aleve, Advil, you know, I prescribe these all the time. And believe it or not, one of the most common causes of kidney injury in humans is, oh, these also NSAIDs. Really? Yeah. Which is funny, right? Because like, we were looking at these vultures saying like, oh, that's so bizarre that the diclofenac is messing up their kidneys. Meanwhile, in a different parallel universe of medicine, we're not talking to, I don't talk to vulture biologists. They don't talk to me, right? Like, we're figuring the same thing out in humans. Wow. Wait, so when was it like, yeah, when did, when did the humans become aware of this?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it does.
SPEAKER_02: There were case studies coming out all along the way. But the landmark study was in the year 1999.
SPEAKER_02: So interesting, right? Because like the vulture thing is happening at the same time.
SPEAKER_02: And we've also learned that they can cause intestinal bleeding, strokes, heart attacks, all these problems trickle down from the use of NSAIDs. Whoa, why? Yeah, basically, you know, NSAIDs are inhibiting this molecule that caused pain. And so you take them and you don't feel pain, which is great. But it turns out that these same molecules do a lot of really important stuff in the body. And so when you inhibit them, you know, you cause all these other problems that no one anticipated when we made these drugs. Okay, I have a million questions, but I'm gonna just cut to the chase.
SPEAKER_13: Like, we take these drugs all the time, all of us, like, should we stop taking these drugs? No, that's no, I don't want to scare you into thinking like these are evil drugs.
SPEAKER_02: They're great drugs, they work really great. But they're not candy.
SPEAKER_02: The way we think about it in the hospital as a short as a quick like thing is like, if you're over 65, and taking these drugs every single day, for months on end, like see a doctor, let's figure something out for you. Oh, interesting. Okay. If you're young, like, don't worry about this. If you're healthy, don't worry about this. And in general, don't freak out about this at all. But this is more of a macro scale, you know?
SPEAKER_13: Like I just see there being a vulture faced reaper who's like, oh, you're trying to avoid pain. Oh, you're trying to avoid death. Like, it's like, like, if you if you if you budget over here, it's gonna budge right back over there, you know?
SPEAKER_02: That's how it feels to me as like a doctor. It's very frustrating, because you know, what am I supposed to do? And you know, I'm going to keep taking these meds. I'm going to keep giving these meds. They work.
SPEAKER_02: They do. They do help people. Right. Right. But yes, like you said, like, there's a there's a little cost there. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Or I mean, I guess a big cost if you're one of those unlucky people who get sick and dies from the drug.
SPEAKER_13: Yeah. I guess if you're a vulture.
SPEAKER_02: Well, the vultures are doing OK, actually. Scientists found an alternative drug for the cows and India, Pakistan and Nepal, they all got together and actually banned diclofenac for veterinary use. Wow. OK. And the populations of vultures stabilize.
SPEAKER_02: So that's that story.
SPEAKER_13: Huh? Does that what does that mean for the Tower of Silence? Is it is it back?
SPEAKER_02: No, not exactly. Because, you know, these vultures only have like one offspring per year. So it's a slow process, you know.
SPEAKER_04: Huh. So what is Zoroastrians doing in the meantime when they when they lose somebody?
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, for parsies, it's still rough. They started by trying to use chemicals that they would put on the bodies to help them decompose faster. Another thing they considered was putting a big sun glass, like basically think of like a magnifying glass where you like if you're a kid, you like burn ants with a magnifying glass. This feels dangerous. So they're they're they're thinking about that.
SPEAKER_02: We have to sit here. Sit over here. Eventually, I started wondering, what about you when you die? What do you want to do? What does my mom want?
SPEAKER_08: Well, since there are no vultures anymore, which I actually think is a great idea, but since there aren't any vultures left, I would prefer to be cremated or the new green burial thing. You know, I wouldn't mind if a tree grew using my body. But when my mom said that, I kind of thought like, wait a minute, like, no, like I thought
SPEAKER_02: the whole point was that the only way to get to heaven was to go through the Tower of Silence. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_11: The Orthodox believe that they won't go to heaven if their bodies are exposed off except in the Tower of Silence. But my priest says, as far as I'm concerned, they're daft. They're nuts.
SPEAKER_02: There's no vultures right now. So the Tower of Silence is off the table.
SPEAKER_11: My father died in hospital in Boston, and we had his body cremated. He himself had said that, look, if I die, don't have my body shipped back to India. Have it cremated over here. You don't go to heaven or hell depending on how your body is disposed off. I mean, who cares? Once you're dead, you're dead. I mean, you're sort of a rebellious priest.
SPEAKER_02: I'm not a rebellious priest.
SPEAKER_11: I mean, I just think for myself.
SPEAKER_02: He says he's just being practical, which is what Parsis do.
SPEAKER_11: What they should do. The whole reason our religion created the Tower of Silence in the first place is because
SPEAKER_02: it was practical, simple, elegant. And now it's not. Until the vultures come back anyway. Cool. Thank you. I don't have anything else. You're very welcome. I'm glad to have an uncle that knows everything about everything. Stop calling me uncle for crying out loud.
SPEAKER_11: It makes me feel old and decrepit.
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SPEAKER_13: Let us know if you want us to include Vulture Poop Boots in our next round of merch. That's it. Thanks so much for listening. Thank you Vulture.
SPEAKER_05: Bye bye.
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